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Posted 23 December 2001, 3.04 pm by Alexander

Hello, and welcome back. This is the new, completely rewritten akpcep. I hope you like it. I anticipate there will be a shitload of bugs and so forth, as most of this was coded in the very early hours of the morning over the past week. If you see anything amiss, please email me and let me know. Hopefully there shouldn't be too many glaring errors that make me look really really stupid.

One point to note - If you're registered in the Grinding Shed, I recommend you choose the 'always stay logged in' option, as this means less fields to fill in on the front page, and your name will link to your shed profile so people can stalk you more easily.

And yeah, just for Amaurote, if you type /me in the tagboard before your message it acts like an IRC action command. *shrug* Don't ask.

So... back to business eh? Thanks for your patience.


on 23 December 2001, 4.04 pm
I believe that "leet" is the word we're looking for - it feels fluent, looks smooth, prim and yet also saucily risque. What I'm basically trying to convey is that Akpcep now looks like Suzy Dent of "Countdown" fame. This is an achievement that non-viewers of "Countdown" will not readily appreciate, but believe me, it's an infinitely handshandyable accomplishment, especially at this time of year. Well done Alex.

on 23 December 2001, 4.11 pm
*bow* That was definitely what I was going for. Kind of Suzy Dent/early Carol Vorderman - classy, intelligent, but deep down a dirty whore who'd do anything for a bag of chips and a night down the roxy.

on 23 December 2001, 4.13 pm
All power to that sentiment.

on 23 December 2001, 10.42 pm
Well done Alex!

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A year or so ago I undertook a study entitled 'Faces of Death'. I produced a quite substantial body of work concerning corpses, and faces in particular. I concentrated mainly on victims of murder. This image was produced by rolling a thick layer of ink onto a steel plate and rubbing, scratching and soaking it off with turps. The plate was then pressed onto paper, and this is the result.

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Props to Green Mamba for bringing the weirdness


80s candy bars were pretty good

only because i traded it for a candy bar in the 80's.

lol we all know you don't have a soul ghoti

my soul for some carbs...

But of course!


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