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Idealistic

Posted 5 August 2002, 10.42 pm by Villager

Wouldn't it be wonderful to take a walk somewhere - say, for arguments sake, to the local shop. On your way you would encounter people with expressions not of hate and resentment, but of joy and respect. When you crossed the road any nearby traffic would slow down for you, both reducing the chance of you getting hit and not making you hurry for fear of your life. When you get to the shop, the person coming out holds the door for you, rather than rushing through and knocking against you. If there's a queue, the people around you don't audibly curse and swear at such an obstruction of their time, but rather they wait patiently and tolerate what they cannot change. When you get to the counter/checkout the assistant isn't visibly pissed off at having to deal with so many rude and unpleasant people all day, rather she/he smiles at you and processes your custom with a thankyoucomeagain, as she/he just wants to do her job properly.

When you turn on the radio, you hear not of murders, rapes, holocausts and invasions, but of great achievements, promising ideas and how everything is getting better. The news is full of stories of how the technology of rich countries has been used to alleviate poverty and suffering for those less fortunate/wealthy, not how the world's most powerful nation is invading one much smaller and in political and economic turmoil. News of successful multiculturism, not bitter fighting between differing races and cultures and the deaths of innocents in the name of some supposedly justifying cause. Politics is dominated by constructive debate and discussion, not childish, pathetic sniping, scandals and corruption. You have a feeling that humanity has matured, the world has moved to a respectable state of affairs and that the Majority share your morals, standards and outlook upon the world, and are working towards achieving that goal, for All.

Nobody here can claim anything like that as the truth. It is not a realistic prospect for the immediate future, and perhaps not even in some of our lifetimes. But are you really helping? Is your idealism matched by your behaviour? Or do you contribute to communal anger, hatred, resentment and destruction, even if you didn't mean to? Perfection is impossible. A very reasonable second to that is not. Think about that next time you take your frustrations out on others, or let ambivalence hurt your attitude and behaviour towards others. Evil requires that good men stand by and do nothing; a bad world requires that good people do nothing to effect change.

Taken for Granted

Posted 4 August 2002, 7.10 pm by Berly

Ian: "I'm moving to San Diego".

My heart dives into my stomach. I manage to say the right words. "I'm happy for you." "What can I do to help you out?"

All the while I'm aching.

He's not my lover. He's not just a friend. He's the best friend I've got right now. He's the only person I know who lets me be all I am without judgment. Music, literature, debate, art and life. We fit together, at least he fits with me. I feel like I'm being forced to give up my comfiest pair of jeans.

I have not seen very much of him lately. My job. My family. Other commitments. Things have been hectic. I believed he would be there indefinitely. Not in a myopic "how could he ever leave me" kind of way, but in the way that he's always been here and I just couldn't imagine him NOT being here.

We talk several times a week, and chat often on im. He makes me laugh, and this would be the first time he's made me cry. Not uncontrollable sobs, but a few tears which took me by surprise.

San Diego is not far away. I've got many friends there already - and a it seems more people I know are moving there every month. It's just that he won't be here, he won't be 10 minutes away from me anymore.

I am being a selfish child.

I will miss him terribly, while wishing only the best for him.

I will help him move, with a smile on my face.

Which Sex are You?!

Posted 4 August 2002, 5.54 pm by Craig


This is the best online test I have ever taken!!! Take the test!

Fart Fart Fart!!!!!

Posted 4 August 2002, 5.45 pm by Craig


A whole page full of farts!!!.

Fat Culture

Posted 2 August 2002, 2.23 pm by Jake

Bah. All the sensationalist media is overhyping this issue to an extreme. This is a problem that has plagued our country for decades, we were just too naive and sympathetical to say anything about it.
Fast-food companies pimp their "Quadruple Meat and Cheese Preservative-laden Cholesterol Burgers" while people zip around in their busy lives, only stopping at the drive-thru to buy and eat this pure, unadulterated shit. The companies cater to those with no time on their hands (i.e. the carpool mom with a carload of kiddies, the rushed businessman on his way to a board meeting, or even the newspaper delivery people who have to have a bite before taking their route.) and as a result, reap more benefits. This stuff is prepared quickly (sanitation not a guarantee) and peddled to those who are aching for a bite of savory goodness from the restaurants that they grew up with.
The concern over obesity only seems to have expanded (no pun intended) along with people's standards of body image as conveyed by the media. Maybe that's a bit of an extreme generalization. For example, there is a man that lives around this town, and every day, he goes to Burger King, orders two Triple-Meat Whopper Value Meals and eats them BOTH. He is so overweight that he has broken several benches in the park....no kidding. He may be a depressive, he may just have low standards, or he may just like fast food a lot. But I digress. People's concern for obesity has become more extreme as many multinational corporations advertise skinny, beautiful models with perfect bodies and sultry, seductive looks. The public has come to believe that this sort of glamorous plasticity is the norm, and we believe that everyone should live up to our pre-set standards.

But, that's the American way, isn't it?

How gay are you...

Posted 30 July 2002, 7.45 pm by Craig

I'm not sure if anyone has posted this link, but if they have I'm sure someone will tell me...

How gay are you.

Believe it or not, but I am only 16% gay... I think I'd better take it again!

BEWARE SMARTEY LINUX MEN

Posted 30 July 2002, 3.59 pm by Villager

This is a short guide to help you spot and stamp out these evil bastards. They are everywhere these days. They could be in your own family, YOU could even be a Smartey Linux Man. They come in a variety of shapes and sizes and there are a couple of different species.

"Except for drinkin', but he knew that I would"

Posted 27 July 2002, 10.48 pm by Jake

Here you go. The definitive search engine for various alcoholic concoctions.

All of the bibulous members of AKpCEP will thank me.


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Props to Green Mamba for bringing the weirdness

Hmph

80s candy bars were pretty good

only because i traded it for a candy bar in the 80's.

lol we all know you don't have a soul ghoti

my soul for some carbs...

But of course!

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