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Favourite Gay People Who are yours?

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Post icon  Posted 18 April 2007 - 09:42 PM

Here are just a few of mine: Chuck Norris, John Wayne, Humphrey Bogart, Giant Haystacks and Martin Luther King.


Favourite lesbian*: Hannah Hauxwell.






*A lesbian is a gay** woman.



** homosexual
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Posted 20 April 2007 - 12:56 AM

What about the guy that does Tae Bo, Billy Blanks aka whats-his-face? He's pretty hilariously flamboyant*.

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Posted 20 April 2007 - 03:50 AM

I'd start with the whole Kennedy clan. Rumor has it that they even turned Arnold!
Fabio, Lorenzo Lamas, and Enrique Eglasias are total flamers!
Don't even get me started on Brad Pitt, George Clooney, and Johnny Depp. Some of these 'Hollywood ' types are just so shameless!

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Posted 20 April 2007 - 05:26 AM

Tom Cruise, John Travolta and Billy Zane are all notorious bum-bandits.

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Posted 20 April 2007 - 09:59 AM

What about Northrop Frye?
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Posted 20 April 2007 - 10:10 AM

whoooooooooo?
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Posted 20 April 2007 - 08:56 PM

Another favourite gay person of mine would be Dick Cheney, which is an anagram of itself meaning "I'm really gay". I also like the former Taoiseach John Bruton ("Taoiseach" is an ancient Erse word which translates as "I am gay"), who is gay, Ian Paisley, who is gay, and I like Norman Tebbit, the famous gay friend of Margaret Thatcher, who is gay.
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Posted 21 April 2007 - 12:08 AM

I just finally realized these guys weren't actually gay. I was going to post Richard Simmons, but decided to just post Gene Simmons instead.

He loves sex so much, I'm sure he's plugged a few chums.
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Posted 21 April 2007 - 06:17 AM

Kiss allegedly had a guy employed specifically to find them young boys for "after the show".
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Posted 22 April 2007 - 03:55 AM

This would be me plugging my fingers in my ears and saying over and over.....

Johnny Depp is not gay
Johnny Depp is not gay
Johnny Depp is not gay
Johnny Depp is not gay
Johnny Depp is not gay
Johnny Depp is not gay
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Johnny Depp is not gay
Johnny Depp is not gay
Johnny Depp is not gay
Johnny Depp is not gay
Johnny Depp is not gay
Johnny Depp is not gay
Johnny Depp is not gay

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Posted 22 April 2007 - 06:54 AM

View PostReliquiae, on Apr 20 2007, 05:54 PM, said:

I just finally realized these guys weren't actually gay.


View Postgrapey, on Apr 21 2007, 09:41 PM, said:

Johnny Depp is not gay
Johnny Depp is not gay
Johnny Depp is not gay
Johnny Depp is not gay
Johnny Depp is not gay
Johnny Depp is not gay
Johnny Depp is not gay
Johnny Depp is not gay
Johnny Depp is not gay
Johnny Depp is not gay
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Johnny Depp is not gay
Johnny Depp is not gay
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Johnny Depp is not gay



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Posted 22 April 2007 - 07:32 AM

View Postgrapey, on Apr 22 2007, 05:41 AM, said:

This would be me plugging my fingers in my ears and saying over and over.....

Johnny Depp is not gay
Johnny Depp is not gay
Johnny Depp is not gay
Johnny Depp is not gay
Johnny Depp is not gay
Johnny Depp is not gay
Johnny Depp is not gay
Johnny Depp is not gay
Johnny Depp is not gay
Johnny Depp is not gay
Johnny Depp is not gay
Johnny Depp is not gay
Johnny Depp is not gay
Johnny Depp is not gay
Johnny Depp is not gay


He is gay, though - in fact, he's probably even gayer than John McCain (who was a gay prisoner of love in Hanoi for six years, downed from a gay bomber plane by Vietnamese gaydar and a gaySAM). My favourite gay character actor, however, is definitely Tom Selleck, and my favourite gay film starring the gay Tom Selleck is Quigley Down Under, which featured gay aborgines and a gay flintlock scene.
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Posted 22 April 2007 - 07:59 AM

View PostMr_Fred_Smith, on Apr 22 2007, 01:18 AM, said:

My favourite gay character actor, however, is definitely Tom Selleck, and my favourite gay film starring the gay Tom Selleck is Quigley Down Under, which featured gay aborgines and a gay flintlock scene.


Sellick (That's the way it's really spelled) is a no-brainer. The mustache says it all! Sellick's dirty little movie was originally titled 'Quigley Down Under Bruce and Gary'. Just like 'Brokeback Mountain' was originally titled 'Cowboys Humping Each Other in the Butt'
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Posted 22 April 2007 - 11:56 AM

Tom Selleck is one of my idols. I wish I could carry a moustache like that man.
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Posted 22 April 2007 - 12:16 PM

Yeah, you need the shorts first.
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