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Paris! -- Behind Bars

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Posted 06 May 2007 - 06:37 PM

So today or about 18 hours ago Paris Hilton was sentenced to 45 days behind bars. There are two perspectives to this event.

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1.) Paris thinks she is above the law, and was driving in knowledge (she signed a police citation that stated she was aware of her license being suspended) of a suspended license with blatant disregard for the law.

2.) Paris's sentence is too severe, and she is being singled out because of her celeb-u-tante status.

What do you think?

I think personally that Paris needs to spend 45 days in jail. She acted like she didn't have to follow the rules the rest of the country does.

And asking the Judge for an autograph after her sentencing? The audacity! She is very disrespectful.

The reality is that she may never serve a single day in jail. American justice at its finest! If you don't like what ya get? Appeal! Appeal! Appeal!

Is Paris Really That Dumb?
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Posted 06 May 2007 - 06:42 PM

oh for the chance to tell her she had dropped her soap...
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Posted 06 May 2007 - 06:50 PM

The worst punishment for someone like Paris Hilton is to ignore them completely: she should be banned from the media for ten years. I think she'd probably commit suicide if that was the sentence.
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Posted 06 May 2007 - 08:10 PM

Now THAT is a good prison sentence! ^_^
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Posted 06 May 2007 - 09:09 PM

She got a shit deal. The tax paying citizens got a shit deal. I can only imagine the costs of jailing and protecting Paris fucking Hilton. Yeah, great! Paris learns a lesson and three real criminals are released early to make up the budget.

If Paris was some black girl from Compton, She would not have been sentenced to jail time.
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Posted 07 May 2007 - 08:12 AM

I agree with Fred, but at the same time I don't see why she should get away with a crime that say, someone with a job wouldn't get away with.
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Posted 07 May 2007 - 10:16 AM

She should have her nipples cut off.
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Posted 07 May 2007 - 04:07 PM

Or at least get them out for the lads.
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Posted 07 May 2007 - 04:56 PM

Again? I'm pretty sick of seeing this gal's twat and nips.
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Posted 07 May 2007 - 07:01 PM

I think the reason we see so much of her "twat" is because she IS a twat. To disregard the law and be comfortable in doing so is annoying, anti-social, and just a piss-off. To be honest, I want to see her in jail simply for who she is, I think she should be jailed just for being a waste of oxygen.
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Posted 08 May 2007 - 12:19 AM

Does she cost the taxpayers more while she's in or out of prison?

Personally, if I thought it would do any good I'd say put her in jail.
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Posted 08 May 2007 - 01:38 AM

The medical term for her droopy eyelid is blepharoptosis sinister.

Just out of curiosity, how many guys here would bang her? I'd be lying if I said I would never, but more likely than not, I would find myself smothering her with the justification that it was for the good of humanity before it ever even got close to that point.

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Posted 08 May 2007 - 02:21 AM

View PostDuncan-O, on May 7 2007, 07:24 PM, said:

The medical term for her droopy eyelid is blepharoptosis sinister.

Just out of curiosity, how many guys here would bang her? I'd be lying if I said I would never, but more likely than not, I would find myself smothering her with the justification that it was for the good of humanity before it ever even got close to that point.

Guys who say they would never under any circumstances bang a given chick are lying.


"under any circumstances" is a pretty broad range.
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Posted 08 May 2007 - 02:59 AM

Going to jail can be very enlightening for a young person like Paris. It might be just what she needs to teach her that in the grand scheme of things, she's not important.

There's nothing like being locked in a room unable to do what you want when you want to let you realize how unimportant you are.

It's a great learning experience that all young people should experience.

Personally, I'm sick of hearing about her.
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Posted 08 May 2007 - 03:47 AM

It cracks me up that she is a high school drop out and has a GED.

Knocks her down to commoner in my book.
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